Ask ANY Homestuck character (or one of the artists/writers) anything. When you ask, make sure to address who you’re asking. If not, a random character will answer.
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Both / Either Or:
I want to join this band of sexy, talented people. How do I do it?
Flattery will get you everywhere, toots.
If you’re interested in joining, contact me on Skype at every.damn.name.is.taken